Six Flags Discovery Kingdom
I wanted to like Discovery Kingdom, I really did. But in the end it was disappointing. It was pretty dirty, trash on the paths and sticky tables, mediocre rides and theming. And I had problems (again) with dining areas unexpectedly closed (looking at you Johnny Rockets), or not having menu items the apps said they did.
I mean, they do have a freakin' Bengal tiger, and lots of sea animals, a fun dophin show, an educational pinniped show (I learned that word!). I really had to work to find the entertainment though, it just felt disconnected.
And let me make a PSA here: Do not get your cell phone out on a rollercoaster. Just don't. The train ahead of me on Medusa got stopped and ride operators had to slog up the hill to confiscate it while we all waited. Then some copy-cat tried it on my train too. Here's the funny (sad) thing, I like to say I can fall asleep anywhere but I never thought I'd have a power nap harnessed in the front row on a roller coaster lift hill, stuck in the California sun. But now I can say that, and the other fool can say they got ejected from an amusement park. We've all seen videos of this on youtube, Six Flags is clearly strictly enforcing it, just don't be that person.
Batman the Ride - Wait what, its a wing and not inverted? Yay! The free-spinning seats were fun, lots of unpredictable motion in three dimensions. A bit short though
Medusa - Ok so there are good floorless coasters! This ride was a blast on the section before the trim brakes, lots of great inversions and swooping around. After the trim brakes it was still fun too, just down a notch.
Kong - Ugh. Maybe the worst inverted coaster I've ever been on? Jerky and uninspired.
Joker - RMC brings another winner, easily the best ride in the park. Outstanding elements, speed, and smoothness.
Boomerang - Not really worth the effort. I don't understand why rides have padding that is stiff so your head can bash into it.
Sidewinder Safari - Fun little wild mouse, gets better after the car starts spinning.
Superman Ulitmate Flight - this is a good muti-pass launch coaster! Between the acceleration, slooooow in-line twist, and verticality, it was a lot of fun.
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