Can someone tell Sean Bean it's either Shawn Bawn or Seen Been. He can't have it both ways.
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FREE THE DERBYSHIRE ONE!
Fuel prices so high, even the 'Rona stopped travelling.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight. Not unless you can handle the reaper cushions.
Can't wait for the "2020, your year in review" thread. ?
Mickey Mouse wears a Boris Johnson wristwatch.
How do you pronounce 'Rookburgh' anyway? Rook-ber? Rook-berg? Rook-bruh? Rook-burra? ?
Amazing fact: You can always see your own nose, but your brain filters it out. ?
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius loop? To get to the same side.
Life challenge: desperately trying NOT to look like a crazy person stockpiling as you do your normal weekly shop. ?
5 years on CoasterForce!
Where on Earth has that gone??
Google 'Thanos'. Click on the gauntlet. You're welcome.
Changed my FB profile pic. Terrorism defeated.
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician. A Czech one too.
Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy.
Anyone planning on going to Phantasialand before Xmas? Need a favour...
I wonder if a squirrel ever thinks to itself; 'Man, I am so f***ing sick of nuts! What I wouldn't give for a grapefruit'.
If you love something, set it on fire. If it... wait, is that right? Sh*t! Be right back...
Happy birthday Madonna - looking great at 60. Still got the body of a man half her age.
That thing when roads have airtime hills, and you always drive that little bit faster than you should. We all do it -
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