Howie

Howie · Jun 5, 2023

I was born male, I identify as a man, but according to the box on this Morrison's fresh cream chocolate Swiss roll, I'm a family of four!

Howie · Feb 8, 2023

Can someone tell Sean Bean it's either Shawn Bawn or Seen Been. He can't have it both ways.

Howie · Dec 5, 2022

FREE THE DERBYSHIRE ONE!

Howie · Mar 16, 2022

Fuel prices so high, even the 'Rona stopped travelling.

Howie · Mar 26, 2021

Never challenge Death to a pillow fight. Not unless you can handle the reaper cushions.

Howie · Oct 30, 2020

Can't wait for the "2020, your year in review" thread. ?

Howie · Oct 1, 2020

Mickey Mouse wears a Boris Johnson wristwatch.

Howie · Sep 12, 2020

How do you pronounce 'Rookburgh' anyway? Rook-ber? Rook-berg? Rook-bruh? Rook-burra? ?‍

Howie · Jun 29, 2020

Amazing fact: You can always see your own nose, but your brain filters it out. ?

Howie · Apr 6, 2020

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius loop? To get to the same side.

Howie · Mar 17, 2020

Life challenge: desperately trying NOT to look like a crazy person stockpiling as you do your normal weekly shop. ?

Howie · Jul 6, 2019

5 years on CoasterForce!

Where on Earth has that gone??

Howie · Apr 26, 2019

Google 'Thanos'. Click on the gauntlet. You're welcome.

Howie · Mar 17, 2019

Changed my FB profile pic. Terrorism defeated.

Howie · Mar 2, 2019

I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician. A Czech one too.

Howie · Dec 27, 2018

Got mugged by 6 dwarves last night. Not Happy.

Howie · Nov 17, 2018

Anyone planning on going to Phantasialand before Xmas? Need a favour...

Howie · Sep 21, 2018

I wonder if a squirrel ever thinks to itself; 'Man, I am so f***ing sick of nuts! What I wouldn't give for a grapefruit'.

Howie · Sep 18, 2018

If you love something, set it on fire. If it... wait, is that right? Sh*t! Be right back...

Howie · Aug 16, 2018

Happy birthday Madonna - looking great at 60. Still got the body of a man half her age.

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