Recent content by Slash

The one time I had two dead arms (THE WORST) and at first I thought it was hilarious, flailing my arms around.... Only i really needed a whazz. So I began my journey to the toilet. Firstly, for anyone who isn't a double arm amputee. It is VERY hard to get out of bed without the use of your...

It's been a looooooooong time. Don't know if ill be posting as frequently as I used to. But first things first You greasy lichen.

Why does that not suprise me Neal? Yeah I've seen it. I have a massive feeling it isn't real. You know cause who would do that? It still made me heave however, how can someone be that foul. It's just, eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwww. All for a bit of attention. Some people definitely need to learn that...

I haven't been on in two years and I need to change that tbf, you meat curtain.

Ham wallet.

Aphex Twin- Window Licker http://touch.dailymotion.com/video/x11b ... divx_music It's one of the sickest dance tunes with the glitchiest beats. It's pretty experimental so won't be to everyone's taste. But seriously give it a try..... Unless you really hate swearing, cause although the song...

Immelmann's it's something about that sudden flip to negative G that just gets me everytime. Anyone else know what I mean?

Am I allowed to abuse him? Forum rules still the same? Balls.

^No. < Is baaaaack v Does not care that Mark is back.

"Essentially" Essentially, when im explaining things I say essentially at the start. See what I mean?

Not your best sir Neal. 7/10 Off on my lurk fest! *LURK*

Your face makes me want to vomit.

Gluttony I am such a fatty. I really should be fat. Luckily I exercise well, but I do love my food. For example yesterday i had a steak and a rack of ribs with chips, watered down with a Koppaberg and had an extra side of chips (not to mention a starter of nachos). So this. Otherwise...

The thing is, if you pull that lever its sorta your fault for their deaths in the laws eyes isnt it? Of course other than that i'd love to play God.

That is because its a room made out of glass Ollie...