Let's face it, the only calamity here is the exceptionally long queue to get on this dreary ride. The small, four seater boats slowly float around at a crawl. You'll be able to take your time looking at the awful home made theming and have a nice nap if you've had a heavy lunch.
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World record holder for "most tedious ride"
It really is difficult to convey just how slow and lacklustre the ride is. The fact it takes about 20 minutes for each boat to run the course means queues become massive. Every person will live to regret wasting that time. It's difficult to even keep the kids excited.
"Look little Billy, there's a lion hidden in those bushes... It's going to get you... Growl! Look out, we're rushing towards it... This is fun, that lion is watching you... Did I mention the lion..? Erm, there might be some birds or something somewhere..."
[Five minutes pass]
"It's still hiding in those bushes Billy, I'm sure we'll pass it soon..."