Monorail - Foot powered!

Swinging Ship - Complete with the Union flag and a half-naked woman.

Go-Karts - Like Formula 1 but without the adverts every 3 minutes.

Spinning Flying Saucer Thing - Grumpy face optional.

Kids Tea-Cup Ride - Fashionably enclosed in a blue fence with a bored ride op.

Rocking Tug - Hahaha, tug! LOL!

Bumper Boats - Yay! Aim for the kids!

Water Chute - It's a boat-on-a-rope. SPLASSSSH!